"If you need any synonyms for 'awesome' just let me know." -Sean Hansen, while Robynne was writing him a recommendation letter.
[In a sarcastic voice] "Yeah, right...I'm weird." [In a Gallum voice] "Did you hear that, precious?" -Rachel Harris
"I'm Mexican when I have a mustache." -Andrew Bustos
"Bam, Milton! You just got pwned by the Bible!" -Rachel Harris
[About the concept of a tragic hero] "Just because they're tragic doesn't make them the tragic hero. You can have tragic nobodies." -Elizabeth Bush
These are EXCELLENT. I laughed.
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