Self, please refer to this post if you ever consider any of these things.
-Self, you are not a computer person. Never claim to be so. Never change your major to anything computer or mathematical related. You will regret it.
-Self, never let your dinner consist only of a chocolate milkshake. Even if it is homemade.
-Self, stop being late everywhere you go. Why is it that once you learn to drive, you are always running late?
-Self, when you get lost in downtown Bakersfield, just call your mother instead of wasting time, gas, and sanity trying to find it yourself. Otherwise, you will end up on the Garces Circle getting honked at for being too slow.
-Self, when you need to get some serious reading done, don't stay in your room where you can hear the strains of Hogan's Heroes coming from the TV.
-Self, just buckle down and read the Iliad already.
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